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There were a lot of episodes of My Little Pony, but eventually they had to end sometime. That ‘sometime’ had been at least a day or two ago, and now the minions were bored.

The would have escaped from the room, except Starscream had impressed it upon them that they should not, under any circumstances, leave the room, and they were still feeling charitable enough to listen. That charity was swiftly diminishing.

At the moment, Megahand had claimed the tallest thing in the room as its ‘castle’, and taunted the others as they attempted to take it. There’s some definite damage and noise going on.

Ping! Data packet for a Mr. Ultra Magnus, sir. Thundercracker's service record, starting from when he joined the Decepticons (with a brief summery of his work as a substitute up until that point). It's more or less intact, some areas glossed over where files are missing or corrupted. About the only thing to note is an unexplained three and a half vorn gap at the start of the last quarter of the war. Everything past that point lists TC as 'diversionary tactis'.
+ maverickofmayhem

lostlightsecurity:

One thorough examination later, and Magnus is still concerned and on the fence. No, he would not be inviting the Decepticon’s mastermind on board but having Decepticons about was still asking for trouble considering the mecha on board. With no pending warrants, however, and the war over there was limited excuse to say no.

… Obviously it was time to go for middle ground.

::Thundercracker, your files have been received and reviewed. You will be glad to know that your inquiry for a long-term visitor’s pass has been accepted, but you should be aware of a few restrictions. You must be accompanied by a willing crew member at all moments while aboard and the pass may be revoked at any time for any and all troublemaking. Is that understood?::

\o/

::Off-limits areas are clearly marked, ‘you’d have t’ be blind to miss this’, right? An’ what all is defineds as troublemakin’? Like, I know don’t start fights, but am I allowed t’ defend myself?;;

deliciouslylow:

maverickofmayhem:

::Great! Where would you like t’ meet up? An’ I guess you’d be th’ one t’ call me when you got some free time for teachin’, since you’re busy a lot.::

Took you long enough. If you can’t deal with the leader, get in good with the leader’s boyfriend.

No one remembers that Prowl took over as head of Spec Ops - the fact that there wasn’t really anyone to announce that to at the time helps - and Prowl sees no reason to remind anyone either.

#Dancitron. It is neutral territory, so neither Elita One or Starscream need worry themselves over protocol or potential security breaches - from Autobots or Decepticons anyway - and fitting my schedule around the hours of operation will be simple enough.#

Thundercracker honestly doesn’t mind putting in a good word or two if asked. It wouldn’t be the first time he’s played telephone.

::Rodger that. Heh, I’m excited. so! Just call me when you got a free shift, yeah? I’ll get th’ drinks, you bring th’ game?::

((Remmy made me read Windblade))

((I have feels now))

capriciousrogue:

monumentalmistakes:


And he shall be greeted by a most evil grin. And a pair of gorgeous hips.

"Well. It’s about time we meet in person~”

[He gives the other a slight nod of his helm, raising a browplate. He seems calm— Wary, even, of the new alternate Starscream. He knows TC, but he’s never met this Screamer before. However his voice is as sultry and inviting as ever. ]

Mmm. I’m sure.

TC don’t know about ya’ll but he’s more than happy to get this show on the road. Mostly be going ahead and wrapping his arms around Starsream’s shoulders, planting a kiss to the side of his helm. Skywarp get a wink.

"Glad you could make it, mech. C’mon over an’ join th’ fun, yeah?"

((yooo you guys wanna RP this out or fade to black due to that history of dooping the porn thing?))

::Sooooooo saved th' world party?::
+ maverickofmayhem

monumentalmistakes:

capriciousrogue:

maverickofmayhem:

capriciousrogue:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

«Tomorrow morning.»

«… Unless you’re proposing a private celebration.»

::Yes. Absolutely.::

«I’ll meet you in my quarters. … See if you can’t perhaps find a friend to invite.»

#*halftempted to see about inviting a Skywarp*
Starscream is thinkin what you’re thinkin.

capriciousrogue ::HEY LOSER WANNA THREESOME?:: 

The sexiest of invites.

« … Eh, why not. »

Then you, sir, will get a ping with coordinates leading to a room with some very eager seekers.

[He’s very eager to warp right to those coordinates. Lets get the party started, y’all.]

And he shall be greeted by a most evil grin. And a pair of gorgeous hips.

"Well. It’s about time we meet in person~”

monumentalmistakes:

vehicon8088y:

monumentalmistakes:

vehicon8088y:

Would it make Starscream feel better to know that the ship 808 is gonna be “living” on has Skywarp on it?

No, because then Starscream would know that Skywarp is living on the same ship as Allen, and Skywarp’s attractiveness levels would plummet.

Ohh…

awk

And Allen and Sky totally fragged. Better keep that a secret. lol.

Yeah, Skywarp’s attractiveness level would drop to zero at that point.

Noooo Skywarp is cute his attractiveness levels shouldn’t drop to zero