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totally-an-autobot-clone:

maverickofmayhem:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

maverickofmayhem:


Uh-

Are you okay?

Does it SOUND like I’m okay? ? I broke a headlight!

Ow. What did you even do, mech?

…you an’ Smokey are gettin’ rough.

Thunder! ! N— *pauses to think about it* No!

Just get your aft over here and pamper me.

Pft. I don’t think patchin’ a cracked headlight is much fun for pamperin’. But, alright. Think I can swing somethin’.

::Ultra Magnus, sir! I have th' rulebook all copied down, if you want me t' send it to you.::
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lostlightsecurity:

maverickofmayhem:

lostlightsecurity:

::You can send the file to my terminal back on the Lost Light. I won’t have time to review it until my current mission is over, but I do thank you, Thundercracker.::

::Um, yeah? Uh… Th’ mechs that were there were me, Roddy, Steel, th’ human Riou, th’ nicer Blurr… Can’t really remember who else. Think I was th’ only ‘Con.::

::Oh! An’ Trailcutter an’ some little white minibot. ::

::Thank you, Thundercracker. I’ll ask Rodimus for the attendance list. Nothing happened that night, did it? Everything went smoothly?::

::Yup! No fights or anything! :: This may have been thanks to a deficit of Cons.

Leave him alone their comms are like two numbers off.

Either that or Red is tapping Magnus’ lines.

::Would you be willin' t' fill out a visitor's pass for th' Lost Light that keeps having anime night? So they can't make stupid rules on how you're not allowed t' go just because you're Starscream an' we can watch movies together.::
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monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

«If they’re making up arbitrary rules about whether or not I can come based solely on my name, then why should I degrade myself by begging for permission via paperwork to attend? What reason do I have to believe that such an endeavor would end in anything but embarrassment for me and smug satisfaction for them?»

::Because I miss gettin’ t’ snuggle with you an’ watch movies?:: ;n;

::An’ also Magnus is th’ one that’ll approve th’ paperwork, an’ if it’s correct he can’t deny you based on personal opinion. That’s against th’ rules.::

Mostly the first reason.

Eugh. Ultra Magnus. But Ultra Magnus wasn’t the one who had initially denied him, and he did have quite a reputation as a stickler for rules…

And Starscream did so love imagining the look on Rodimus’s face if Starscream were to waltz in and sit down and Rodimus couldn’t do a thing about it.

«… You’re absolutely certain that Ultra Magnus would approve the application?»

::Certain? Nah. But I know he won’t arbitrarily deny it just ‘cos you’re you. Better than I can say for Rodimus.::

A little excited, unseen wiggle. ::You’re gonna do it? :: Please say yes. He’s really kind of looking forward to ignoring movies with you. ::

Annoyed sigh. «Fine. I’ll do it. For you. … So if this goes badly, it’s your fault.» Way to ruin what was almost a sweet statement, Starscream. «What’s that Magnus’s comm frequency?»

::Rodger!:: TC can accept that. They had what, a fifty percent chance of this actually working? He was good with those odds. ::Besides, if it goes badly, I’ll make it up to you. ::

::It’s this!:: Hopefully Starscream will be reasonably polite?

Starscream’s expecting like 95% odds, u misled him. «I’m sure it will go perfectly fine. I’ll let you know what he says.»

Whoops. Well, you didn’t ask for exact numbers. ::Rodger. You’re gonna nail it, mech. ::

I'M IN PAIN OW OW OW
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totally-an-autobot-clone:

maverickofmayhem:


Uh-

Are you okay?

Does it SOUND like I’m okay? ? I broke a headlight!

Ow. What did you even do, mech?

…you an’ Smokey are gettin’ rough.

((why would you do that))
((i had two left over from last night and i didn’t want to throw them away))
((kinda surreal how the taste and texture doesn’t change, but hey. i’m not dead =D)))
I'M IN PAIN OW OW OW
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Uh-

Are you okay?

((this just in! If you leave a cheese Krystal in the microwave overnight and heat it up the next day, it tastes exactly the same. =I))

::Would you be willin' t' fill out a visitor's pass for th' Lost Light that keeps having anime night? So they can't make stupid rules on how you're not allowed t' go just because you're Starscream an' we can watch movies together.::
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monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

maverickofmayhem:

monumentalmistakes:

«If they’re making up arbitrary rules about whether or not I can come based solely on my name, then why should I degrade myself by begging for permission via paperwork to attend? What reason do I have to believe that such an endeavor would end in anything but embarrassment for me and smug satisfaction for them?»

::Because I miss gettin’ t’ snuggle with you an’ watch movies?:: ;n;

::An’ also Magnus is th’ one that’ll approve th’ paperwork, an’ if it’s correct he can’t deny you based on personal opinion. That’s against th’ rules.::

Mostly the first reason.

Eugh. Ultra Magnus. But Ultra Magnus wasn’t the one who had initially denied him, and he did have quite a reputation as a stickler for rules…

And Starscream did so love imagining the look on Rodimus’s face if Starscream were to waltz in and sit down and Rodimus couldn’t do a thing about it.

«… You’re absolutely certain that Ultra Magnus would approve the application?»

::Certain? Nah. But I know he won’t arbitrarily deny it just ‘cos you’re you. Better than I can say for Rodimus.::

A little excited, unseen wiggle. ::You’re gonna do it? :: Please say yes. He’s really kind of looking forward to ignoring movies with you. ::

Annoyed sigh. «Fine. I’ll do it. For you. … So if this goes badly, it’s your fault.» Way to ruin what was almost a sweet statement, Starscream. «What’s that Magnus’s comm frequency?»

::Rodger!:: TC can accept that. They had what, a fifty percent chance of this actually working? He was good with those odds. ::Besides, if it goes badly, I’ll make it up to you. ::

::It’s this!:: Hopefully Starscream will be reasonably polite?